i like turtals and kids

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E= McVagina

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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