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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Worst joke ever

Breast cancer.

Why is pi? Because circles.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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