- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Drunk irish man

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

heat!

Snooki

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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