Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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penis

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PUDDING

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Anti Joke

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