Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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liam buchan is gay !

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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obama's promises

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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