How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Woman.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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