Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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