Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Type 2 diabetics

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Hello

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Yes.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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