Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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I can't see my forehead

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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knock knock. come in.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Chuck Norris died.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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You're Adopted.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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