- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Wade's the father

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Is this where I type the joke?

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Girls Basketball.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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