What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Which is longer? A rope...

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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