- Anti Joke

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

how do you confuse a blond?

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.