- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Vagina ass.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??