Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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soccor

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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