feces

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Comedy.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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