What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Women's Rights.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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