Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Yes.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What's the difference between a duck

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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