Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What's wrong with woman Everything

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Your mums a penis joke.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

why did matt die? He had cancer

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Hi? No!!!!!

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Jerry.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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