yo mama's so fat!!!

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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