Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Anti Joke

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