- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Stephen Walking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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