Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

motley crew

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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