What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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WNBA

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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