If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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where are you?

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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your mother hates you

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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hey guys what's up?

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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