- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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