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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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