What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

I can Nazi

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

bitches be crafty.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

my namew is jd

Wombat monkey juice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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