- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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