Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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*you're

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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