- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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