3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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AVB

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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K.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

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