why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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This is an anti-joke.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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this is gay

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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