Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Wade's the father

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Joe Biden

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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hello

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poop is very very yummy.

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25

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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