Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

What time is it? Refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Snooki

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Iggy Azalea

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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