Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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NASCAR

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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man boobs

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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I've got a dig bick

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Girls Basketball.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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