Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Chicken penis.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Women's rights.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Where do babies come from? My garage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Anti Joke

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