Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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I've got a dig bick

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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You

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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fjdkhg

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Tell you something funny.

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.....Carrot Top....

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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