- Anti Joke

7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

i have yougurt with tractor

An enormous black man wearing a durag walks into a bar. Due to the diverse and friendly comminuty he lives in, nobody judges him on his race, ethnicity, or culture. He goes on to pursue his career in business and gets a Masters Degree in Business Administration. He get's a job as an IT Director for a very successful business and he marries a well educated woman. They have 2 kids, but one of them is diagnosed with "Ondine's Curse" and dies in it's sleep. Distressed, and mourning the death of his newborn son, he seeks help from his parents. Regardless of his parents comforting and loving attitude towards him, he goes into the inner city smoking and selling illegal drugs like crack. He even got into cocaine and marjuana. 4 and a half years later, he was about to attempt suicide, when he saw his only living son, whom he loved with all his heart, walk into the room with his teddybear. He just looked at him, and he looked back. Suddenly, the father started crying. Flashbacks started playing though his mind of his happy life he was steadily pursuing. "why me?" He constantly thought to himself. What did he do to deserve this? 7 years in the future. The father was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Right before his death, he asked to talk to his son. "Son, listen to me. Never try to comtemplate the world we live in, it's too spontaneous and insane to understand. This world can either give you bliss or depression. Nothing inbetween. And most people who make there way up to the top eventually will fall. What goes up must come down. Ha... I never thought I'd be talking to me own son giving him a silly lecture in a deathbed. But just look at me..."the father gets very muddled and disoriented* "...Son. They say most of us have a good reason to live. Well don't most of us have a good reason to die too?" Malik Cartwright died on March 22, 1999. His son went on to legally change his middle name to "Leek", after his father's nickname. He went on to get the same Master's Degree that his father received, and had kids of his own. The whereabouts of the mother are unknown.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Hello Braydon

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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