Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Neither does he.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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