What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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vbh

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Anti Joke

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