What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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