ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Justin Bieber got laid

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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