- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

I lost my tractor.

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