- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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