Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Stop being a centipede

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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68 :)

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Are you a human?

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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