Knock Knock.

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That didn't hurt.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Okay, one second.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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