Comedy.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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