-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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How are you? Yes

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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