- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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