hi to the world fromthe world

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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