Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Ham sandwich

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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