- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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