Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Take off your shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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