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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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women have rights

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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