what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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who is awesome? no one...

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Anti Joke

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