Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Where do babies come from? My garage

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

Joe Biden

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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