- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Guess what? Holocaust

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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