- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

I had sex. Just kidding.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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