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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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What is the difference between a duck?

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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