- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

i can't stand cripple jokes

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Women's rights

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

A baby seal walks into a club...

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Yo mamas so fat

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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