If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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miley cyrus

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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