- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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