Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Women's sports.

verry nice how mUCH?

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

George Bush does not care about black people.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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