- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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