A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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I'm banging your sister.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Women's sports

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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