- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

A. Hey.. B. Hi

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Get in the Batmobile.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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