Dani barton from bob chuckles

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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My pet rock died.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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gay marriage.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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