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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

liam buchan is gay !

oh hiya come in

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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