- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

womens rights

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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