So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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