What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Dani barton= lovely

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

the asian kid gets an F

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Gay's rights

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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