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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

9/11

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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