- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

1 + 1 = 3

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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