My butt!!!!

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Watch your lips.

what happens during a climax apples

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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