What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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