- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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